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tsunamiwavesurfing:

just saw a nigga saying he can tell Gisele Bundchen didn’t study jada fire and jazmine cashmere cause Tom Brady went to watch a soccer game and decided crowd adulation > spending time with your family. dawgg

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

I always say rap music is demonic but Nelly was really talking about drive-bys on Country Grammar (Hot Shit) and he made that shit sound super cheerful and sing-alongy. very very demonic

tsunamiwavesurfing:

its crazy cause playing against trash players is often more dangerous than against good players. in most games elite players have very similar patterns of movement and plays. they’re predictable. the differentiator becomes your skill and reflexes vs theirs in terms of if they’re going to pull it off/if you’re going to stop them. but trash players will do random shit that will catch you by surprise. like dawg why would you peek again when your health is that low? wtf and cause i wasn’t expecting something so dumb you actually got me and now I’m heated

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

I came to the realization that shorties are bad vibes you know. my boy’s girl wanted to be added to the group chat cause he’s always kekekeing around her so we gave her a trial run and it lasted 6 minutes. she saw one of the guys asking if it would be a bad idea to pipe a shorty he works with and turned around and said “why do you guys always use violent language for sex? piping/smashing smh say make love” niggas was flabbergasted she wanted us to use rom-com dialog as if we were Richard Gere. she got ejected and son had to issue a public apology but now she’s threatening violence :/

I don’t know why any of y’all thought that was a good idea.

It’s weird to add a SO to y’all’s group chat, especially if it’s all men.

And as a woman, I never want to be privy to the private conversations of men. Especially men I like. It would ruin the whole relationship

this post is lighthearted in nature. she was added to the chat because she’s part of the gang so to speak. most of my boy’s girls are. it’s a great dynamic. the trial started off hilarious i said i liked Lil Baby’s flow on “Flewed Out” and she said “Eric why do you hate black women? a City Girls’ song and all you like is Lil Baby’s flow? I see” skskskskjggjj

and its also cause of this great dynamic that we ejected her. they get added at random times when they see too much kekekeing and usually jump out when the sports or videogames talks start. it’s the lion king cycle of life

tsunamiwavesurfing:

Steve: something something about sacrifice play and laying down on a wire and letting guys crawl over you

Tony: I think I would just cut the wire

Steve: always a way out huh? you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero

Tony: a hero? like you? you’re a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle

Me: